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    2/10/2007

    情圣

         情之为圣者,非常人也!
         近日生活糜烂,声色犬马。一日睡眼朦胧照镜,摩挲着久未“料理”的稀疏胡须,顿觉自己简直就是陆小凤的原形!四条眉毛果然潇洒不已,故当剔去之时竟心生不忍之情。
         陆小凤者,古龙笔下一大浪子侠客,两瞥胡子如同眉毛,故称之曰“四条眉毛陆小凤”,同时亦是一大情圣。不像黄蓉配郭靖,令狐对盈盈,古龙似乎特别欣赏“三妻四妾”般的感情生活。比如楚香帅吧,艳遇不断且身边随时陪着苏李宋三姝;又如江小鱼与铁萍姑的暧昧,与铁心兰的不清,与张菁的模糊,虽说最终得以与苏樱偕老,但又怎能不算是"曾经沧海"的完美归宿?就连正直如沈浪者亦能令魔女白飞飞甘心为其养育一子.呜呼,古龙所述乃天下男人之最美绮梦,非好色也.此敢言者,吾人敬之.
         言归正传,由此可见情圣乃超凡脱俗,至情至性之奇男子也.欲成情圣,怎一个难字了得?
         情,名词也,专指爱情,世人皆有,无分贵贱贫福老弱病残.君不见千金小姐可与骡夫私奔,翩翩少年愿与耳顺老太举案齐眉;圣,亦名词亦形容词.可指猫狗,可指男女,凡登峰造极者皆可尊称其为"圣".
         "情"字+"圣"="情圣",但情+圣≠情圣.情圣的外在,具体按年龄可分为两类:20上下的青年要有瘦削的面庞,剑眉星目,肤若凝脂,可以征服任何生物的笑容;40左右的沧桑男人要有胡子,或八字或虬髯,但一定要整洁,眼神庸懒,抬头纹要清晰,嘴角似笑非笑,习惯一个人吞云吐雾.
         内在的话,要以"Jack of all trades,master of all"为目标,博采众家之长,天文地理,医卜星相,丝竹弹唱,琴棋书画,飞鹰走狗,蹴鞠射覆无一不通,无一不晓.此外,美女坐怀心不能乱,佳人有约大可不去,路见不平用脑代刀,冷言恶语一笑置之.还要记住不可轻视女人,古龙曾多次劝告男人们"若一个人以为自己已经很了解一个女人了,那么他倒霉的时候就快到了."
         总之,要冰雪聪明特立独行.
         凡此林林总总皆属浮于表面之准备工作.情圣之所以不同于情人、情仙、情佛、情鬼,是在于其用情专一。不爱则已,爱则真心。大多数时候他都想真真正正地去爱一个人,给予她最好最美的一切,令其觉得此生无憾矣,也让自己暂时无憾。爱情,不过是一场游戏或一出戏而已,玩家或演员积极地投入其中,自欺欺人一下也就满足地很了。对情圣来说,爱人是谁并不重要。只要这个人符合自己的审美,是个合格的演员,不会破坏这场戏就可以了。戏的终章时就跟对方说“对不起,我配不上你,我走,忘了我吧”,然后在对方无助的啜泣声中转身大步离开,嘴角带着一丝哀伤,仿佛也被自己营造的凄美故事所感动。在一段时间的“曾经沧海难为水”后又碟恋花般爱上了另一个女子。
         这就是情圣。成为情圣委实不易,但你想成为情圣吗?

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